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Top Ten Ways to Make Her Crazy
- Anything out of the ordinary is sure to surprise and stun her. Women are so soft at heart that they can easily swept off the floor. A soft look, a hushed compliment, and a gift given in front of her friends any thing and every thing can send her swooning in your arms. So look out before you try anything harsh on her.
- Let her talk about her kitty party as if that is the ultimate on this earth. Remember not to cut her. Listen to her carefully as if you are hearing it for the first time.
- Do not insist on holding the remote control of the television during her favorite programme. Let her hold it as if she is going to change the attitude of the characters in the serial.
- If she wants to discuss any of the serial please give her a patient ear. Be genuine in passing remarks.
- Never ever forget her birthdays. Remember not to mention anything about her age or the years that she has completed.
- Remember to send her a rose bouquet with a minimum of two to three roses less than her age. As her age increases see to it that the number of flowers you send are proportionately less.
- Help her with her kitty parties. If you cannot help her in the kitchen then help to lay the table, get the snacks from outside; arrange the house, and any other sundry errands.
- Do not complain about the things that you asked her to do and she could not do but openly compliment her for even the small thing that she remembered to do.
- Call up her dad and enquire about his health. Invite them for dinner or lunch and keep your word to do the dishes. Try to make her parents' favorite dish though you are a poor cook.
- When she is busy wither household chores try to softly ease the creases on her fore head and what you can expect is anybody's guess. Blow off her ringlets off her fore head. The closeness and your proximity will ease the creases from her forehead, and you have a pleasant evening to look forward to.
- Conveniently forget to ask her who was on the line for such a long time. Smile and ask her to go ahead.
- Remember to put away your things with out her reminding you.
- Serve her with bed coffee on a Sunday morning, and promise to take the children to the music session or to the Gym.
- Tell your mom that your wife reminds you of your mom. The recipe she tried out came out the same as your mom does. Let your wife hear this conversation.
- Remember to praise her brothers or her father, once in a while at least.
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